Introducing Sausage And Egg:
The best worst band you've ever heard
Top Sausage and Egg hits
Mouse in the House
From the critically acclaimed 1987 album 'Wowow', this track will be available on the forthcoming album
'Sausage and Egg- Introducing Sausage and Egg'.
Wowow
From the critically acclaimed 1987 album 'Wowow', this track will be available on the forthcoming album 'Sausage and Egg - Introducing Sausage and Egg'.
Bowel Movement
Infamous track and fan favourite from the 1992 Slampy album 'In Action'. This track will be available on the forthcoming album 'Sausage and Egg - Introducing Sausage and Egg'.
Sausage And Egg: A History
Sausage And Egg first became known to the general public under the guise of 'The Slampy Krapsov Band' in their now infamous debut release, 'The Best of Slampy Krapsov', the opening shot of that particular album being the percussion-heavy 'Everyday Army'. The band, at that early stage, consisted of members Slampy Krapsov, The Voice, Spinky Sponge, Dickie Welts, Tampon Platt, and the mysterious 'Garibaldi'.
The band's second album, 'Wowow', recorded in 1987, contained fan favourites 'Mouse in the House' and, of course, 'Wowow' itself; these songs still arouse strong emotions to this very day.
1989 saw the release of 'Black Christmas', an album that has drifted into complete obscurity, hampered by the disappearance of said album's master copy.
By 1992, Slampy Krapsov aka Mark Crowther-Thorne, was in a serious relationship, and the woman who was to become his first wife urged him to another Slampy album; this was duly done, and the much acclaimed 'In Action' was released, and to rave reviews. 'In Action' is widely regarded as one of Slampy's greatest albums, containing tracks such as 'Jelly', 'Heart Attack', and the infamous 'Bowel Movement'.
1993 saw the release of the EP 'Eggy Days and Salmon Nights', and sitting amongst the several classic songs on the EP were jewels such as 'Jim Bowen' and 'Mackerel Man'. The final track on the EP was the revered 'Urgent Poo', and the original recording still retains its urgency and a sense of panic to this very day.
After a four-year hiatus, Slampy returned with another critically-acclaimed album in the guise of 'Where are the Party People?'. The album is a collection of instrumentals such as 'Soothers', 'Kepple', 'Adjustments', 'Dividends' and 'Terror'. Mark considers this his favourite album from those early days as to what would later become known as 'Sausage and Egg'.
Many years were to pass before the next Slampy Krapsov album, years in which Mark Crowther-Thorne experienced separation and divorce, single parenthood, two engagements and eventually a second marriage to his now-late wife Alison. In 2011, and under the new name 'Sausage and Egg', the album 'Sonic Sounds of the Toilet' was released, to universal acclaim. Many classics are contained on this album, such as 'Dog Attack', 'Old Shep', and the re-imaginings of 'Wowow', 'Mouse in the House', and 'I Need a Wee'. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, 'Sausage and Egg' were born from the dying embers of 'The Slampy Krapsov Band'.
And now, in 2023, Sausage and Egg are now completely reinvented as a masked nine-piece band. The members are Sausage (Mark), Egg (Myzie), Baked Beans (Doggi), Hash Browns (Kizzy), Mushrooms (Sharon), Fried Bread (Jamie), Black Pudding (Dave), Bacon (Davey), and the ever-mysterious 'The Voice', whose true identity has never been revealed.
We hope that you enjoy Sausage and Egg as much as those fans in the past have.
They are the best worst band you will ever hear.